This is probably (okay, definitely) TMI, but I just read Nintendo's 2009 release calendar while taking a dump...in my Mario costume.
(Well, I didn't take a dump in the costume. I did it in the toilet bowl. But you get the idea.)
In any case, looks like I picked a good time to buy an XB360, considering the most exciting thing on Nintendo's Wii list is a port of Mario Power Tennis for the GameCube.